This audiobook chronicles the long, meandering, beautiful improv of raising my three daughters - Phoebe, Ondine, and Micah - my "estrogen footprint" as I lovingly call them. 

As they fly the coop, I am bookending this chapter of my paternity with stories that are at once hilarious and harrowing and recorded to make you laugh and cry in equal measure. 

Parenthood can too often feel like a never-ending carpool. But, every harvest moon, you step on a spiritual needle buried deep within the immense haystack of putrid adolescent laundry and experience a satori. It is these diamonds excavated from the deepest rough that I share with you in this collection of essays.

Included with your purchase:

• The complete audiobook, narrated by me
• The full written text to read or follow along
• Lifetime access through your Commune account

You'll also receive immediate access to:

• Stoic Mediations ($199 values)
• Cultivating Inner Peace ($99 value)